Read, Love, Eat, Play Ball
In 1973, Neil R. Beller, Jr.’s role as a story teller was officially noted, and he has been telling stories ever since.
Whether it be radio or television scripts, letters from Santa Claus or one of his four published books, Neil will find your humor button and keep pushing it. His gift for creative embellishment will leave you shaking your head but laughing out loud.
Books by Neil R. Beller, Jr.
The Dish
Stories spun from the only position player dumb enough to squat beneath strangers who swing big sticks inches from his head.
It’s Called A Turn Signal, Moron!
To all the drivers who start out pleasant, and then upon encountering an asshole, instantly lose their shit.
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