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Stories spun from the only position player dumb enough to squat beneath strangers who swing big sticks inches from his head.

In 1973, Neil R. Beller, Jr.’s role as a story teller was officially noted, and he has been telling stories ever since.

Whether it be radio or television scripts, letters from Santa Claus or one of his four published books, Neil will find your humor button and keep pushing it. His gift for creative embellishment will leave you shaking your head but laughing out loud.

Books by Neil R. Beller, Jr.

The Dish

Stories spun from the only position player dumb enough to squat beneath strangers who swing big sticks inches from his head.

It’s Called A Turn Signal, Moron!

To all the drivers who start out pleasant, and then upon encountering an asshole, instantly lose their shit.

Missing Pine Park

A humorous look at the ’60s and ’70s from kick the can to becoming a man. The memories he paints a picture of aren’t sappy, wistful, or mushy, though. They are bursting with chuckle-provoking antics and with humorous sentimentality that we can all relate to.

Cooking without a Conscience

Good eating and lots of calories. Every recipe has beer and Old Bay Seasoning. These two tastes are not only great together, they are envied by chocolate and peanut butter.

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