It’s Called a Turn Signal, Moron!

This book is for drivers who start out pleasant but immediately lose their shit upon encountering an asshole. People don’t understand the difference between stop, yield and merge. They can’t make left-hand turns, manage a drive-thru, remember which side of the car their gas tank is on, or navigate a simple parking garage, and when they pass an accident, they turn into prophylactic,  gawking automobile inhabitants. They also have no idea what that thing is sticking out of their steering column.

It’s Called a Turn Signal, Moron! touches on everything that is ridiculously frustrating while driving, right down to the My Son Knocked Up Your Straight A Student bumper sticker. These stories are laced with colorful metaphors and relatable situations that most drivers have encountered and some of you demonstrate on a daily basis.